Crazy

Britney Spears has finally lost custody of her children to ex-husband Kevin Federline. Superior Court Judge Gordon claimed that Spears had been engaging in “habitual, frequent and continuous use of controlled substances and alcohol”, before making the decision.

This past year has been pretty bad for Spears, as she was photographed hanging out with Paris Hilton while wearing no panties. Then she shaved her head and went into a violent rage on camera looking like Uncle Fester on PCP. After a stint in rehab, she bombed a much-publicized live comeback at an awards show.

For all of those guys out there who used to fantasize about picking up Britney Spears, you are probably about six months away from actually being able to do so for the price of dinner and a movie. And she won’t even need to find anyone to watch the kids.

-SJeffery